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[kamianya]

Wow. Just wow.
So, naturally, I occasionally get idiots trying to chat with me on OKCupid. I had three tonight. On the other hand, being snarky is letting me get a bit of my aggression at a certain someone out. But Jeez, I mean:
nikknock1:hi there,how r u doing?

[12:46:12 am]kamianya:hi?

[12:46:32 am]nikknock1:can we chat?

[12:47:02 am]kamianya:heading bedwards

[12:47:19 am]nikknock1:so what r u doing now?

[12:47:29 am]kamianya:homework

[12:47:35 am]nikknock1:ok

[12:47:48 am]nikknock1:u have webcam?

[12:48:58 am]nikknock1:?????????

[12:49:25 am]kamianya:did youa ctaully look at my profile at all?

[12:49:37 am]nikknock1:yeah

[12:49:57 am]kamianya:so why are you asking about webcam?

[12:50:14 am]nikknock1:i did'nt read ur profile yet

[12:50:16 am]nikknock1:lol

[12:50:48 am]kamianya:yeah. Read it, and then if you're interested, message me.

[12:50:53 am]kamianya:otherwise, bye

[12:51:00 am]nikknock1:and i dont wanna sex dear i jus want to be a good friend as a friend i would like to see u

[12:52:12 am]kamianya:okay. So what made you interested in talking to me?

[12:52:36 am]nikknock1:everything what u like to talk about

[12:52:48 am]kamianya:*fails to parse that*

[12:54:21 am]nikknock1:u did'nt told u have cam?

[12:54:40 am]kamianya:message me once you';ve learned to type

[12:55:49 am]nikknock1:why?whats wrong?

[12:56:14 am]kamianya:I can't actually figure out what you're trying to say

[12:56:37 am]nikknock1:i asked do u have a webcam?

[12:56:55 am]kamianya:And I wasn't answering until you actually gave me a good reason to

[12:57:18 am]nikknock1:lol

[12:57:47 am]nikknock1:reason for what? i told u clearly that i would like to see u as a friend

[12:57:51 am]nikknock1:not for sex

[12:58:03 am]kamianya:a reason you are actually interested in talking to me

[12:58:12 am]kamianya:something of my interests that you share

[12:58:22 am]kamianya:some proof you've done more than looked at my picture

[12:58:52 am]kamianya:and some reason that this discussion with someone who is basically a stranger must be done over webcam rather than over chat

[12:59:23 am]nikknock1:well u seems a nice n decant girl and thats y i like to talk with u

[12:59:52 am]kamianya:Wow. Way to fail to answer my question

[1:00:19 am]nikknock1:u mean u r not a decant girl if not then bye

[1:00:29 am]kamianya:Oh, I'm decent altright.

[1:00:36 am]kamianya:But being decent is not an interest

[1:00:56 am]nikknock1:well its just starting

[1:01:27 am]kamianya:....what's just starting?

[1:01:40 am]nikknock1:well u r showing me too much ego

[1:01:53 am]nikknock1:tell me clearly if u r interested in chat with me or not?

[1:02:16 am]kamianya:I am interested in chatting with you if you can provide me with an interest we share in common

[1:02:55 am]nikknock1:im not a student of u so i dont think that i need to provide u for chat with u ok

[1:03:12 am]kamianya:However, you apparently have no notion of what an interest actually is, you seem interested only in seeing me for some reason or another, you can't type, and geez, you seem like a total idiot

[1:03:14 am]kamianya:bye

[1:03:50 am]nikknock1:thats all in u

[1:03:52 am]nikknock1:not me

[1:04:01 am]nikknock1:so bye

Comments

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 90% of the time when someone types like that, they're complete idiots.

[kamianya.livejournal.com]

Only let it go as long as it did due to a need to be snarky

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Mm, that's actually a good reason. :)

[ravenalegria13.livejournal.com]

Wow, fail!

Similarly? I just had a conversation with some guy that went like this:

you have really sexy pics

[1:44:12 am]RavenAlegria13:thank you

[1:44:26 am]jerfyt:youre welcome...my name is Jeffrey, yours?

[1:44:36 am]RavenAlegria13:Jess

[1:44:50 am]jerfyt:nice to meet you...have you had good luck on this site

[1:44:57 am]RavenAlegria13:somewhat

[1:45:03 am]RavenAlegria13:it's usually hit or miss

[1:45:17 am]jerfyt:yeah same here...more hits than misses though for me

[1:45:39 am]jerfyt:are you looking for friends? dates? sex?

[1:47:22 am]RavenAlegria13:friends mostly

[1:47:29 am]RavenAlegria13:you?

[1:47:50 am]jerfyt:dates or sex mostly..Im a very sexual guy, I cant lie

[1:48:23 am]RavenAlegria13:that's cool

[1:49:11 am]jerfyt:are you a fan of oral sex? giving and getting

[1:49:36 am]RavenAlegria13:not really, I had a bad experience and my boyfriend doesn't really get a lot

jerfyt is viewing your profile.

[1:50:57 am]jerfyt:ok nevermind...have a good night

HA!

[kamianya.livejournal.com]

Try this on for size:

bi-curious guy for fun and exploration
Mar. 17, 2010 – 12:34am

Hey there,

I'm a goodlooking white tall skinny guy (6', 140lbs) who lives walking distance from sutters (across the street from suny albany) I don't have my picture, or profile filled out because I am being discrete. I have no problem trading pictures and aim screen names and stuff though.

Basically, I have been fantasizing about being with a girl who would encourage bi-play, guy on guy action. I have always been a little bi-curious and can be sexually submissive. So, like a month or so ago I ended up getting with this dominant, masculine, bi guy and sucking his dick. He made me his bitch and completely dominated me. It was really hot and since then I have really wanted to find a girl who thinks it would be hot to make me do bi things for her, or to please a guy together, or something like that.

If you're interested I can tell you all about what happened that night and we can exchange pics and screen names and stuff. It would be awesome if we could chat tonight. I just really want to explore my bi and submissive urges with a girl. Let me know if you're interested :)

Me:
Apparently you missed the part of my profile that says, "Do NOT message me if just looking for sex, or if you've only looked at my picture. "


him:
I'm not just looking for sex. I wouldn't want it to be a 1 time thing.


Me:
Um yeah, whether or not this is a one time thing, that's sex. Sorry, not looking for anything more than friendship right now

Him:
ok


Him:
u wouldn't have to do anything, like I could just do stuff with other guys if u were into that

[ravenalegria13.livejournal.com]

Wait....WHAT?

So he propositioned you to watch? How the fuck does that work?

[kamianya.livejournal.com]

Another one:


(3:51:25 am)maximus2223:hi

(3:53:59 am)kamianya:hi?

(3:54:13 am)maximus2223:hi

(3:54:17 am)maximus2223:my name is max

(3:54:29 am)kamianya:hey, what's up?

(3:54:40 am)maximus2223:not much how ar eu

(3:54:43 am)maximus2223:its late

(3:55:07 am)kamianya:yes, yes it is. How astute of you

(3:55:18 am)maximus2223:haha

(3:55:23 am)maximus2223:how are u

(3:55:53 am)kamianya:fine. Trying to convince myself I need to go to sleep now. Failing

(3:56:01 am)maximus2223:yeah same

(3:56:09 am)maximus2223:its a tough game I play every night

(3:56:19 am)maximus2223:except I am very good at losing this game tonight

(3:56:31 am)kamianya:*nods*

(3:56:42 am)kamianya:Well, I only got up 14 hours ago....

(3:56:55 am)kamianya:but actually have to be up tomorrow

(3:56:58 am)maximus2223:fair enough I woke up late in the day my self

(3:57:06 am)maximus2223:I dont have to be up until 10 am

(3:57:20 am)kamianya:Heh. Same here

(3:57:37 am)maximus2223:do u have lots of boyfriends on here

(3:57:45 am)kamianya:on here?

(3:57:57 am)maximus2223:um okcupid

(3:58:00 am)maximus2223:online

(3:58:04 am)maximus2223:everywhere

(3:58:11 am)kamianya:Heh

(3:58:26 am)maximus2223:you are bi

(3:58:38 am)kamianya:I have three SOs currently, not really looking for anything but friendship from anyone else right now

(3:58:41 am)kamianya:and yes, I am

(3:58:48 am)maximus2223:thats cool

(3:58:57 am)maximus2223:do u like porn ever

(3:59:03 am)kamianya:.........

(3:59:11 am)maximus2223:I will take that as a yes

(3:59:17 am)kamianya:not really something I discuss with someone I've just met

(3:59:28 am)maximus2223:dont be scared of me

(3:59:35 am)maximus2223:I am unbiased and level headed

(3:59:49 am)kamianya:It's just a rather forward question to be asking....

(4:00:08 am)maximus2223:I suppose so

(4:00:13 am)maximus2223:its fun though

(4:00:31 am)maximus2223:and u are bi so u like the best of both worlds

(4:00:31 am)kamianya:typically asserting a far closer relationship than we actually have...(I've been doing readings for my ling anthro class, it shows)

(4:00:45 am)maximus2223:fair enoigh

(4:00:50 am)maximus2223:enough*

(4:01:07 am)kamianya:Out of curisity, did anything about my profile catch your eye other than my sexuality?

(4:01:30 am)maximus2223:well the fact that you seem smart

(4:01:36 am)maximus2223:and arent flashy

(4:01:44 am)maximus2223:and I think u are sexy

(4:01:48 am)kamianya:flashy?

(4:01:53 am)maximus2223:i guess I am basically shallow

(4:01:57 am)kamianya:I see

(4:02:03 am)maximus2223:well youare wearing all black

(4:02:07 am)kamianya:Ah

[kamianya.livejournal.com]

(4:02:30 am)kamianya:*shrugs*

(4:02:36 am)maximus2223:u dont like sexuality in the slightest

(4:02:42 am)maximus2223:haha

(4:02:53 am)kamianya:*tries and fails to interpret that*

(4:03:21 am)maximus2223:what I am asking is that sex isnt an interesting topic to you?

(4:03:26 am)kamianya:Ah

(4:03:41 am)kamianya:Sex is a topic to be discussed with much closer friends, not strangers

(4:03:46 am)kamianya:it is a personal thing

(4:03:52 am)maximus2223:yeah

(4:04:28 am)kamianya:So sure, it's interesting, but that has nothing to do with it

(4:04:44 am)maximus2223:I thnk its fun

(4:04:53 am)kamianya:I've noticed

(4:05:03 am)maximus2223:i apologize

(4:05:12 am)maximus2223:I have had a lot to drink

(4:05:21 am)maximus2223:but I think its fun regardless

(4:05:22 am)kamianya:that explains a lot

(4:05:31 am)maximus2223:am i that rude

(4:06:13 am)kamianya:not rude, just forward, and not quite as aware of societal norms, or at least not as caring, as most people are. Which could just be you, or could be affects of drink

(4:06:36 am)maximus2223:yeah probably a little bit of both

(4:07:28 am)maximus2223:do u like men or women more

(4:08:14 am)kamianya:look, do you have any questions that don't relate to my sexuality?

(4:08:22 am)maximus2223:ummmmm

(4:08:28 am)maximus2223:do u like salmon

(4:08:37 am)kamianya:*rolls eyes*

(4:08:43 am)kamianya:yes. I do.

(4:08:50 am)maximus2223:me too

(4:08:55 am)maximus2223:I like sushi very much

(4:09:06 am)maximus2223:I like barbeque salmon rolls

(4:09:15 am)kamianya:Hm. Never heard of one of those

(4:09:23 am)maximus2223:they are very good

(4:09:28 am)kamianya:Tobiko and Inari are my faves

(4:09:28 am)maximus2223:and they have spicy ones too

(4:09:36 am)maximus2223:I like inari myself

(4:10:01 am)maximus2223:I like tuna rolls alot

(4:10:07 am)maximus2223:and the seshemi

(4:10:15 am)maximus2223:I dont think thats how u spell iot

(4:10:44 am)kamianya:sashimi

(4:10:58 am)kamianya:I have issues with the texture of raw fish, sadly

(4:11:07 am)maximus2223:oh well It depends for me

(4:11:41 am)maximus2223:I like seafood ver much

(4:12:32 am)kamianya:i see

(4:12:49 am)maximus2223:why do u hate sex

(4:14:59 am)kamianya:.....I never said that. At all. I just don't discuss it with people who aren't close friends/SOs. So if you have nothing to discuss other than my sexuality and sex, this conversation is over

(4:15:22 am)maximus2223:ok nigh night

[ravenalegria13.livejournal.com]

You know these conversations are just excuses for me to use my fun icons, don't you?

[natbudin.livejournal.com]

That one is just surreal.

I tried out OKC for a little while, but you're right - most people onthere seem to be idiots. Plus all my top matches were already good friends of mine, so um, yeah.

[kamianya.livejournal.com]

I've actually made some very good friends on OKC.

[sariel-t.livejournal.com]

Egads. That's terrible. I completely understand - I get bozos too.

[usernamenumber.livejournal.com]

I think I see the where the communication broke down here. He needed to see you because without visual confirmation that you could pour drinks effectively, how could he really know you were a decant girl?


...no, really I just feel the need to apologize on behalf of my gender. *headdesk*

[zombie-dog.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna sit you and your bad pun over there so I can glare at you.

¬_¬

[kamianya.livejournal.com]

*groans at the pun*

[contradictacat.livejournal.com]

aaaand that's why I nearly never use OKC's chatting tool for anyone who I don't know in person.

(exceptions made for people with intelligent opening gambits, but even that's a little iffy)

[kamianya.livejournal.com]

Every now and then I meet someone cool. If I notice, I will sometimes respond to a hi. Either that, or being snarky to someone who starts out with something sketchy

[zombie-dog.livejournal.com]

It was surreal to discover that nearly all of the people I chatted with on dating websites found me strikingly intelligent. I later found out why.