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"How much gold can you hold in an elephant's ear,
When it's noon on the moon then what time is it here,
If you could count for a year,
Would you get to infinity,
Or somewhere in that vicinity?
....Oh try as you may,
You just can't get away
From mathematics!"
~"That's Mathematics" by Tom Lehrer

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"Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
~Tom Lehrer